intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

502,899 notes - 9 hours ago

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

460,960 notes - 9 hours ago

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

212,171 notes - 9 hours ago

detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

320,067 notes - 11 hours ago

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

66,213 notes - 13 hours ago

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

296,273 notes - 13 hours ago

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

144,776 notes - 13 hours ago

leatherharness:

i don’t think anyone actually likes me

69,522 notes - 1 day ago

learning-2love-myself:

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nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

207,492 notes - 1 day ago